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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously
for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up
anyway, it
just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a
shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized
what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he
quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer looked down the well, and
was astonished at what he saw. As every shovel of dirt hit his back, the
donkey would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors
continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and
take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed, as the donkey stepped up
over the edge of the well and trotted off.
The Moral:
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, a
ll kinds of dirt. The trick to getting
out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our
troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by
not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.
Sent in by Joe and Addie Longshaw
OK, that's enough of that Fairytale. ...
The donkey later came back, caught the farmer out in the field and kicked
the heck out of him. Then he went over to each of his
neighbors farms and kicked the heck out of them too for helping.
The REAL Moral:
When you try to cover your ass, it ALWAYS comes back to get you.
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