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Wish you were here. . .
Another joke sent by my cousin Gene
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long
weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both
had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules.
It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday,
and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as
planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to
open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis.
However, he accidentally left
off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his
error.
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.
He was a minister of many years who had been 'called home to
glory' following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail,
expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the
first message, she fainted and fell to the floor.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've Arrived!
I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has
been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing
you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
p.s. Sure is hot down here!
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