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Jokes for the week of 12/4/2001
True Beliefs sent in by our readers
The following jokes were sent in by Syma:
In Philadelphia the following sign was in the window of a business:
"We would rather do business with 1000 terrorists than with a single Jew".
Ordinarily this might be cause to get the anti-Hate groups involved, but perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the proprietors, Goldstein's Funeral Home, simply make their statement.
My mother is a typical. Once she was on jury duty. . .They sent her home. She insisted SHE was guilty.
"Any time a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies." -- Milton Berle
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying." -- Woody Allen
"I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up. They have no holidays." -- Henny Youngman
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something." -- Jackie Mason
Sent in from Wayne Bonner
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