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Jokes for the week of 11/22/2004
Jokes from my Family members
Alright after last weeks jokes I sat down to a family dinner and got a few more.
If you don't like them the joke's on you for reading them :-)
My brother is a lawyer so lets start with the ones that get under his skin.
A cruise ship hosting a lawyers convention went down at sea.
Yet no one was attacked by sharks….. The coast guard said it was because of shark repllant. But we all know better…
It's a simple case of Professional courtesy
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road….
A: There are skidmarks in front of the skunk
Q: A submarine with 100 lawyers got trapped at the bottom of the sea. What would you call it?
A: A good start.
Ok on to a doctor joke……
I went to the doctor….
I told him I was very nervous because of the dreams I was having.
He asked me what I had dreamt.
"Well last night I dreamt I was a TeePee"
"And the night before I dreamed I was a lean-to"
"So doctor do you think it's serious?"
His response: "Relax your two tents."
Ok I know that one was bad lets see if this last one will do.
A man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a diner off a busy street.
At the counter the waitress says "oh he's so cute where did you get him?"
"Oh there hundreds them walking out there!" - The parrot replied.
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