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Jokes for the week of 6/14/2004
GOLF and RELIGION DON'T MIX!
The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Ariel Sharon, the Prime
Minister of Israel. "Your Holiness," said one of his Cardinals,
"Mr. Sharon wants to challenge you to a game of golf thereby showing our friendship and
the ecumenical spirit that we both share in the Jewish and Catholic faiths."
The Pope thought this was a good idea, but he had never held a golf club in his hand.
"Don't we have a Cardinal to represent me?" he asked. "None that plays very well," said
a Cardinal. "But," he added, "there is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer
who is a devout Catholic. We can offer to make him a Cardinal, then ask him say to play
Mr. Sharon and he would be your personal representative. In addition to showing our
spirit of cooperation, we'll also win the match."
Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made. Of course, Jack Nicklaus was
honored and agreed to play.
The day the match was completed, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope
of the result. "I have some good news and some bad news, your Holiness," said
Nicklaus. "Tell me the good news first, Cardinal Nicklaus," said the Pope. "Well, your
Holiness, I don't like to brag, but even though I've played some pretty terrific rounds of
golf in my life, this was the best I have ever played. I must have been inspired from
above. My drives were long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful, and my
putting was perfect. With all due respect, my play was truly miraculous."
"There's bad news?", the Pope asked.
"Yes," Nicklaus sighed. "I lost by three strokes to Rabbi Tiger Woods.
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This is my last ball. Help me out!
The Champ (large)
Golfer Statue
The Putter (large)
Darn these clubs!
Please go in… Please go in…
Golfer Statue
The putt is on the way.
Beautiful form, Whoops….
Can I play through?
Gopher enforces dress code!
Lets just say it was a bogey.
Uphill march
Fairway Wood.
Yes!
Tennis Boy
Bowler
How about a little Friendly wager.
Oy! That Shot gave me indegestion
The Chip
Wow, did I Hit that?
Roughing it!
Where is it?
I'm sure I have this one lined up!
Unconvential
Fore!
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