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Jokes for the week of 1/13/2003
Creative Quotations
The more elaborate our means of communication, the less we communicate.
-- Joseph Priestley: (1733-1804) English chemist, political theorist, clergyman
The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
-- William James: (1842-1910) US philosopher, psychologist
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
-- Scott Adams: (1957-____) US cartoonist, author
The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.
-- Sacha Guitry: (1885-1957) French filmmaker, dramatist, actor
The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth.
-- Malcolm Bradbury: (1932-____) English novelist
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