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The Chicken Joke from different Perspectives
Courtesy of my cousin Gene
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain
truth in front of your face? "The chicken was going to the" "other side." That's
what "they" call it: the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you
eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we
sort out this
abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases
like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain
and simple as that.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken
crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.
GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that
the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX:
It was a historical inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN:
What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to
cross before you believe it?
FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES:
I have just released e-Chicken 98, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of e-Chicken.
EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
THE BIBLE:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt
cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS:
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