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Jokes for the week of 6/27/2001
Alligator Warning, Business Partners
Received email from Cousin Syma who has daughters in Florida.
Subject: alligator warnings
The Florida Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishersand golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while inSeminole, Osceola, Polk, Brevard and Orange counties.
They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bellson heir shoes or clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly.
They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator. It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity.
People should learn to recognize the difference between small young alligator andlarge adult alligator droppings.
Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers.
Adult alligator droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.
Received email from my business partner Ed.
Subject: BUSINESS PARTNERS
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must work in Information Technology" says the balloonist.
"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well" says the balloonist, "Everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
The man below says, "You must work in business."
"I do" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
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