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Jokes for the week of 1/28/2003
ALARM CLOCKS, and NUNS
From http://www.creativewit.com
An alarm clock is a device for awakening people who don't have small children.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
A fortune awaits the inventor of an alarm clock that can't go off.
When the alarm clock rings the best part of the day is over.
You can often gauge a man's ambition by whether he hates his alarm clock or considers it his dear friend.
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Four young novice nuns were about to take their vows. Dressed in traditional
long white gowns, they came into the chapel with the Mother Superior to
undergo the ceremony to marry them to Jesus, making them "Brides of Christ."
As the ceremony was about to begin, four Hasidic Jews with long sidelocks
and full beards, and dressed in traditional black suits and yarmulkes, came
in and sat in the front row.
The Mother Superior said to them, "I am honored that you would want to share
this experience with us, but do you mind if I ask you why you came?"
One of the Hasidim replied, "We're from the groom's family."
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