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Jokes for the week of 4/2/2002
4 Clean Jokes that just scream. . . . . . DUH!!!!
Jokes this week sent to me by By Philip Thompson
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do
anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off
just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in
Germany. She said, "Cut it out."
BROTHERLY LOVE
There where once two brothers called William and Wayne. Will was 12
years old and his little brother was 3. The neighbours noticed they always
went around together, if William went down to the ballpark, his little
brother would toddle along behind him, even if the game was a bit rough; and
when Wayne went to playgroup, his elder brother would come too, and sit
there with all the toddlers. One neighbour thought this was really strange,
so one day he leaned over the fence and asked the kid's mother why they
were so inseperable even though they had nothing in common.
Well, the mother replied, didn't you know: where there's a Will
there's a Wayne.
ALLERGIC
A little girl was wearing one of those Medical
Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the
bracelet was for. She replied, "I'm allergic
to nuts and eggs."
The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats?"
The girl said, "I don't know..... I don't eat cats."
WHATEVER YOU WANT
A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma'am, we
haven't had any for some weeks now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be
getting any soon."
Alarmed by what was being said, the manager rushed over to the customer
who was walking out the door and said, "That isn't true, ma'am. Of
course, we'll have some soon. In fact, we placed an order for it a
couple of weeks ago."
Then the manager drew the clerk aside and growled, "Never, never,
never, never say we don't have something. If we don't have it, say we
ordered it and it's on its way. Now, what was it she wanted?"
"Rain."
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