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Jokes for the week of 3/31/2003
10 of lifes truths.....
Now my cousin Gene's Sister Syma is sending me good jokes
1. If you love something, set it free. If it comes
back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back,
it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in
your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food,
uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't
appear to realize that you had set it free....... You
either married it or gave birth to it.
2. Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of
every day, someone in an aerobics
class pulls a hamstring.
3. They keep telling us
to get in touch with our
bodies. Mine isn't all
that communicative but
I heard from it the
other day after I said,
"Body, how'd you like
to go to the six o'clock
class in vigorous
toning?" ! Clear as a
bell my body said,
"Listen fatty....do it and
die."
4. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes
leaves completely.
5. The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear
tight shoes.
6. The nice part about living in a small
town: When you don't know what
you're doing, someone else always
does.
7. Just when I was getting used to
yesterday, along came today.
8. Amazing! ! You hang something in
your closet for a while and it shrinks
two sizes!
9. Sometimes I think I
understand everything, then I
regain consciousness.
10. I read this article that said the
typical symptoms of stress are eating
too much, impulse buying, and driving
too fast. Are they kidding? That's my
idea of a perfect day.
Send this to seven bright women you
know and make their day!!! Or at least
make them laugh a little....
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